I was talking with Pink Monday. Out of nowhere, while in the middle of a Halloween conversation dealing with which horrific costume I was going to buy for this senselessly tasteful fakestivity, she commented about it.
Pink Monday: Carmen Jovet looks so unrecognizable.
I: Carmen Bo-Tex!
That's why she has been awarded with the Halloween Special Celebrity of the Year. This award only goes for famous celebrities (sort of) that change so much. it looks like is a living creepy costume. Previous years Michael Jackson and Melina Leon (as denoted by Gazoo's post Melina Leon Parece Mufasa in la Letrina) have won.
What we like about Carmen: Every year she looks younger. And younger and more stretched like overweight women's thighs in skinny black pants. Botox is a miraculous thing, it helps us being very well lifted. Kudos for always having a young hunk on your pit.What we don't like about Carmen: Too much Botox leads to an unemotional monstrous stage of plasticized faces. Carmen you're in that league now. A Carmen costume would surely shock a few drag queens but nothing that will last too long for hype.
8 comments:
Jovet tiene unas clases de tetas.. no se tu pero algo se hizo
Remember to bring your bottle of "Fattache" along with the costume. No Carmen Bo-Tex is complete without it.
Aww Gazoo, primero la enana, y ahora otra enana. Tu no tienes piedad.
Que cojones, self-promoting en otro blog.
Ps. PinkMonday Drama
Gazoo, deberias comentar como la enana volvio a tu vida y queria un threesome con la Jovet!
Aww Miguel, pa' que le das más ideas.
Una palabra: "¡Fo!"
Jajaja, Gazoo botate!!!!!!
yo escuche un rumor de que Jovet es lesbiana y que tiene tres pezones.. sera cierto?
Lo de lesbiana no se, tiene el porte pero se pasa de chamakito en chamakito. Los tres pezones, a eso se lo preguntamos a Gazoo que tuvo un encuentro con la jovet.
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